July 2009
14 posts
“Do you guys think that scabs look like beef jerky?”
– Mandy James
Our team has finally arrived at a name for our van.
“The Nude”
Example: Last night we drove 6 hours in The Nude.
Brian is sleeping in The Nude.
Cory peed in The Nude.
-CB & BT
“Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.”
– Oh, the wise words from Alan Jackson
-CB & BT
June 2009
25 posts
I can smell you...
Girl at abandoned Wal-Mart: Hey
Cory: Hey, what's goin on?
Girl: Can you make me invisible?
Cory: No, you don't want to be invisible.
Girl: Yes I do.
Cory: Well, I can't do that.
Girl: Hey. Can you make him invisible? (points to her brother)
Cory: No.
Girl: I can smell you.
-AL
“Why would you have a comb over if you could have a Cary Grant?”
– Uncle Max from Paul Mitchell
“Sleep deprivation”
– Brian in response to Lauren’s question
“You’re taking the right happy pills. What do you use?”
– Lauren from a Paul Mitchell school talking to Brian
Potty Mouth
Brian: Alright, that’s it. I’m gonna go eat my wheat thins while taking a dump.
Mandy: Good, you’re gonna get poop on ‘em and then you’re gonna eat 'em and get mono!
Brian to me after coming out of the bathroom: Wheat Thin??
-AL
